you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
