you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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