Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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