Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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