Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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