no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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