I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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