so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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