Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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