Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
