Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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