rhymes with "ouble enetration"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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