I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
