Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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