someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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