You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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