is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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