Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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