that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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