He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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