WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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