Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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