i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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