Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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