I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Randomize
