jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Me too!
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
