hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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