I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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