i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
