how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
