week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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