I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
