ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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