I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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