my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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