People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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