Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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