I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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