Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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