What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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