dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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