can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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