i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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