My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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