he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I wish i was in the wii world.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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