Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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