He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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