This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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