It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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