Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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