she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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