gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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