You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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