the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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