Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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