so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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