I just made out with a guy for $7.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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